Welcome to the ValentineVerse

Hey there!

I'm Vera Valentine, proud author of - erotica, smut, adult content, what-have-you. I'm 39 years old, a copywriter by trade, and live in North Carolina with my husband, seven cats, and two dogs. I'm an avid fan of the Paranormal Reverse Harem genre, so much so that I decided to toss my hat in the ring with my very first novel Stowaway and Silent Song, Book 1 in the in-progress Tempest Tossed Trilogy.

I'm excited to announce that my NEW cryptid monsterf*cker novel, Carnal Cryptids: East Coast is now available for pre-order on Kindle, releasing on or before 10/31/21!

Let's stay in touch! All my links are to the right. :)


Wait - is that a ??? Yup! What the HECK??


So, for those that haven't been introduced to my particular brand of weird quite yet, I used to be a product description specialist in the adult industry. Long story short, I wrote descriptions for sex toys for a living. I got pretty passionate about adult toy materials and safety over the decade I did that work, and remain friends with many silicone toy manufacturers today.

One of them, NawtyToyBox, agreed to work with me to create a custom - ahem - artistic silicone sculpture inspired by a particularly ️‍🔥 ️‍🔥 ️‍🔥 scene with the Jersey Devil in my NEW Monster Reverse Harem book, Carnal Cryptids: East Coast.

This is a ONE OF A KIND body safe
artistic silicone sculpture crafted as a book launch giveaway promo and will be sent (discreetly) to one lucky, randomly chosen 18+ winner in the United States.

Winner will be determined via random number generator at ~8 pm EST on 10/27/21!

TO ENTER - YOU MUST:

> BE OVER THE AGE OF 18 (I reserve the right to verify this with the winner!)

> BE LOCATED IN THE UNITED STATES (Sorry, can't afford to ship overseas!)

>
SIGN UP FOR MY NEWSLETTER -AND-

> JOIN MY FACEBOOK GROUP

(If the winner hasn't done both by 8 pm EST on the 27th, I'll move on to the next name!)

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All folks that sign up for the newsletter will automatically be entered, but make sure you sign up for the FB group too!

I will mail the winner this artistic silicone sculpture from NawtyToyBox, a one of a kind piece of book launch swag custom-created using the Jersey Devil scene from Carnal Cryptids: East Coast as inspiration. (here's a video of the actual prize!)

IMPORTANT NOTE: It's your responsibility to make sure this sort of thing is legal where you live. It'll be shipped discreetly.

Psssst - are you here because you're looking for my infamous list of "special" silicone sculptures? Click the eggplant! ;)

Or maybe you're looking for my other infamous list, where I've gathered up over *300* paranormal reverse harem books to enjoy? Click the face to pop over to my GoodReads!